Well, OU pulled it off! Boomer Sooner! Hats off to the cowboys for giving it their all. They are about 5 players away from being a real contender.
I got some ideas from a fellow Sooner fan and church member on how to increase our attendance at church. May be onto something here...think about it:
1. We're going to replace our cushioned pews with steel benches and remove the backs (Our elders will have backs for rent.)
2. We're going to make people sit very close to each other. Especially close to those we don't even know.
3. We're going to take the top off the building. There must be something about having a top on the building that keeps people from coming in.
4. We're going to have someone holler real loud in the loud speaker. I guess that will be me since I am the preacher.
5. Oh yeah, one last thing. We're going to make everyone pay $150.00 to get in, even before they know the outcome. The average in attendance at college football games is 81,000. You know, I think we would settle for 81,000 at church. Oh, one more thing. We're going to change our services to 3 hours instead of one and a quarter. Boy, with these changes, you'd better come early next Sunday in order to get a good parking place. (The elders may charge for "good" parking.)
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